The Circle of Concerned Families and Friends

Level Seven

The Circle of Reformation

ONCE YOU HAVE DONATED ALL YOUR EARTHLY GOODS TO THE CIRCLE OF CONCERNED FAMILIES AND FRIENDS, YOU WILL ENTER THE SEVENTH AND FINAL CIRCLE.

The seventh step in the Circle of Reformation reveals that our work here on Earth is connected to a worldwide network of other, like-minded missions, which require additional financial commitments in order to preserve order and wage a continuous war against unbelievers.

Over the last fifteen years, we have seen how the internet and social media can be powerful tools in manifesting our vision of the world and creating our own reality. As Jim Jordan, our beloved Congressman from Ohio, recently stated, it is not the government’s job to say what is accurate or factual. It is the American people’s right to decide what is real and what isn’t.

With your continued support, we will remake the United States into a country of our own choosing, free from unpleasant facts, free from its complicated history. Gone are newspapers, gone is the nightly news, gone is any semblance of thoughtful personal interrogation or culpability. The truth is what we create together here and we will use every power we have to make that vision real as so many patriots demonstrated on January Sixth.

Together this ever-expanding network of concerned organizations is working on your behalf to keep America’s light evershining in the darkness. In order to maintain an entirely Christian-only, patriotic internet, please consider other large donations for which you will receive products of only the highest spiritual value, exactly like these:

$10,000, one-of-a-kind patriot slippers.

$20,000, Holy Father bathrobe, limited edition.

$40,000, Antique British Rifle, used.

$100,000, Original 1922 painting of Question Mark, Ohio, our future Kingdom of Heaven.